Peter Beinart's Anti-Zionist Passover Remarks

As a Jew satire

Welcome to The Liberal Jew’s Passover special! My loyal readers know that I have dragged ‘As a Jew’ Peter Beinart extensively in previous articles. Since his recent piece on Purim blaming Jews for the oppression of the ancient Persians went viral, I decided to take the liberty of ghostwriting his statements on Passover. Enjoy (and you’re welcome, Peter Beinart).