'Ms. Rachel' is Insufferable
Her content on Gaza is simply an additional strike against her
Ms. Rachel is a YouTube influencer with over 14 million followers who specializes in content for toddlers. Her voice is positively grating, however that is not exactly what inspired this article on her. Since I thankfully don’t have children, I didn’t really know much about her or her content until she started using her baby voice to virtue signal about the children of Gaza. Let’s start with her regular content and bash her from there:
Anyone who denies this woman’s extreme level of annoying is either lying to themselves or a Qatari sponsoring her content.
One might think that a woman with this large a platform for children would do better to stay away from political commentary about a conflict occurring thousands of miles away that she knows nothing about. Those topics are for big boys and girls! But no, like every other social media influencer who feels obligated to comment on the Israel-Hamas War regardless of their actual connection (or lack thereof) to the conflict itself, Ms. Rachel posts videos like this one:
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She then states that she’s fundraising for some NGO that is no doubt funneling money straight to the coffers of Hamas. But let’s be fair—Ms. Rachel did post about how “devastated” she was to hear of the fate of the Bibas children, though she couldn’t comment on how small their thighs were. She clearly cares about the children on both sides of this conflict so, so much. All children matter. All lives matter. Look, she even treated us all to a video of a Gazan family sitting in rubble suffering from what’s definitely famine, hypothermia, and no electricity, but still somehow with smartphone and internet access to watch her. This clearly wasn’t staged at all:
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Are you wondering why Ms. Rachel would post such disturbing content on her professional social media accounts between videos of her singing about using the potty and eating your vegetables in a voice I would sooner gargle diarrhea than listen to for an extended period? Trust her, it’s a topic of major educational value. Here is a video on how to explain this crisis to your little ones:
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Yes, all children are worthy, all children are precious, all children are equal, ESPECIALLY the children of Gaza. They’re more equal than anyone else in “an emergency situation” that their own government inflicted on them. They are so precious, in fact, that westerners like Ms. Rachel cannot see the extent to which she’s being manipulated to fundraise on behalf of their corrupt billionaire leaders who will pocket all of the money. I’m sure the real beneficiaries are laughing at her from their 5-star hotel rooms in Doha.
Are you actually saying that it’s wrong that she’s speaking out against killing children?! Ms. Rachel helped co-parent my child with her bedtime video, she’s the best! You, on the other hand, are an evil Zionist!
Any parent who thinks like this probably should not have procreated. If Ms. Rachel really wanted to use her platform to call for an end to the Israel-Hamas War (and again, as an outsider she’s under no obligation to say anything on it at all) for “the children,” she would simply demand the following:
Hamas surrender and release the hostages.
That’s it.
I’m not holding my breath to see any sensible take on the situation from this lady, however I have a few ideas for how Ms. Rachel can improve her supposedly ‘pro-Palestinian’ content. Since she claims to care so much about the children of Gaza, she should consider making some videos tailored to their UNRWA educational curriculum. Here are some episode ideas:
How to Build a Rocket and Shoot it at the Zionist Entity
Basic Math for Aspiring Jihadists (if you have 10 Jews and behead 5 of them, how many are left in the minyan?)
Ms. Rachel’s Very First Visit to Gaza (this one I would pay to watch)
Instead of just sticking to what she does well (producing annoying AF children’s videos), Ms. Rachel ignorantly plays the both sides-ism game in which she pretends to care about “all the world’s children.” Unfortunately it’s difficult to show such devotion when you’re actively fundraising to prop up a terror organization that seeks to kill said children. That’s not a game for kids, but rather for chumps.
I realize what I’m about to say is not child-friendly, but I’ll try to align it to her own content:
If an American got on the radio every night in 1943 wringing their hands about poor little Hans in Germany, how his home has been destroyed by American bombs and he's hungry because of the American blockade, nobody would be foolish enough to believe that it's out of pure concern for the German children. It's acting as an enemy propagandist, very clearly.
If Ms. Rachel truly loves all children, she should start focusing on ALL children who are actually being starved, abused and forced into slavery. It will take her viewers to many countries of the world, and her children will have such pleasant things to think about as they fall off to sleep at night.