Re Jewish terror: Is there no mention of the Arab terror against their fellow Jewish neighbors? The British overlords in their divide et impera policy not protecting their Jewish subjects? The Arab welcoming German advances?
The Jews didn’t start their fight just for the fun of killing, and the first groups were about self-defense.
An excellent debunking of Dr. Zachary Foster’s lies, Jill! Okay, let’s take a look at his lessons one by one. First off, why would you begin a history of Zionism by looking at how CHRISTIAN Zionism started? That’s make no sense at all! You do realize right that Christians hated Jews and persecuted them for centuries? Christian Zionists were no different in this regard. Just because they supported a state for the Jews, doesn’t mean they liked Jews. It’s because they wanted to get all the Jews out of Europe and hoped that they would mass convert to Christianity when back in their ancient homeland.
On the second slide, What exactly is wrong here? The Jews legally purchased the land they used to build their state on from absentee Arab landlords. This unfortunately led to poor Arab tenet farmers losing their land. The displacement of these Arab farmers is very sad but it wasn’t the fault of the Zionist settlers but rather the Arab upper class who could’ve cared less about the Arab poor and peasantry. There is also no truth to the allegation that Jewish settlers ever pushed out any Arab tenet farmers by force. Also, it’s interesting to me he makes no mention of the frequent Arab violence against the Zionist settlers.
The third slide is very deceptive. It implies that the Jews are not indigenous to the land and had no right to it. This is wrong! They are the indigenous people of the land of Eretz-Israel and had a constant presence there for three millennia. Furthermore as Jill notes, the Arabs didn’t just receive that 42% of the land they’d also be receiving all of what is today Jordan. Meaning their state would be all Arab. Meanwhile, the new Jewish state would have a large Arab minority. As to the territorial expansion stuff, no that’s nonsense. By the way, those Arabs would have received citizenship and full equal rights. Nor did the new Jewish state have defendable borders nor did it include the Jewish people’s spiritual capital of Jerusalem. The Jews were willing to share the land and make sacrifices so they could get a state? The Arabs refused even though they got more land under the partition plan and didn’t have a single Jew living in their state? Oh, you don’t say! Also, the land the Jews won in the 1948 War as won fair and square.
Moshe Dayan’s statement is not at all sinister. It was just being truthful. You can’t have a state where the Jewish people aren’t persecuted if that state doesn’t have a Jewish majority. A binational state would’ve been a disaster. Furthermore, they hoped they could trade that land for peace with the Arabs. It had nothing to do with racism. By this point you already had hundreds of thousands of Israeli Arabs living within the Jewish state’s borders and by this point, they no longer lived under military rule and had full equality with Jews. Also, Israel offered the people of the West Bank and Golan Heights citizenship and most turned it down.
What “Dr.” Foster is describing here are in fact British NOT Zionist immigration policies. The British Empire controlled Palestine NOT the Yeshiva!
First of all when the Jewish militias would attack or engage in military actions against the British, it was normally NOT terrorism but armed resistance. The British let us not forget were occupying their homeland. Second, the King David Hotel Bombing was carried out by the Irgun while the Haganah condemned the attack and took no part in it. The hotel was indeed a legitimate military target. But the Irgun went about attacking it the wrong way and killed a number of innocent people Arabs, Brits and Jews. But again, the Haganah had no part in it and condemned the bombing as did the Jewish Agency in Palestine.
This course is essentially just propaganda full of misrepresentations and lies and omits key facts.
Thank you. I'm hopeful that this article will go out to those who need to see it and not just stay in our own echo chamber, so to speak. We shall see where the algorithm takes it.
I commend you for your work exposing my buddy Zach I tried to contact him after October 7th and he ignored my email and fb messages. He was on my show twice after he contacted my rabbi at the time. He wanted to be the next John Stewart and was doing a show on YouTube called Middle East tonight. He then went to burn his Princeton diploma and said he was an ex Jew or something upsetting another one of my guests. We were going to do a debate but I was very nervous to take on the role as referee between a real Jewish studies professor and Zach. Now he is wearing a keffyiah and hanging out with a guy exposed by canary mission as a terrorist sympathizer. I pray that Zach find peace as he seems to be ashamed to be a Jew and all his issues are internal he could be an advocate for peace but now he just wants to throw cheap shots to become famous among leftist which is not helping anyone
Small mistake? As non-native speaker I would assume there is a distinction between colonists and colonialists, so you could have made your case more strong by using the Jewish wine growers own word „colonist“ … IMHO a colonist tries to build a colony, making the land useful by putting it under the plow, drain & irrigate… while a colonialist tries to subjugate people and establish his rule. From all I „know“ Jews were rather colonists than colonialists, but due to European views about Arabs of the time they could have been both.
That’s a good distinction…and you’re right, I don’t think many native English speakers really think about it, especially with all of the “colonial” rhetoric that’s risen to the surface lately.
Meanwhile in today’s edition of the Israeli newspaper Haaretz:
“Netanyahu is leading Israel from a security disaster to a moral and political disaster, and in doing so he is gravely violating international law. The continuation of the war means more death – the deaths of the hostages and of thousands of Palestinians, including women and children, and of course the deaths of Israel Defense Forces soldiers, who will fall while defending the government – not their homeland" – Haaretz Editorial
Well I’m a boomer—surprisingly with no tinfoil—and I “resemble that remark” (only boomers will get that one) Edward, there is a book you should read. It’s called “Mistakes were Made: But Not by Me”. It’s a great book which will scientifically explain why you can’t let go of this. Everyone should read it because we all have something similar to this but as the book will explain some of this delusion causes unimaginable pain and suffering. You are contributing to pain and suffering. Please read the book and please think about what you’re saying.
You should really stop drinking the cool aid. So laughable and ignorant. It must be lonely and scary inside your basement wrapped in your conspiracy theories, sitting in the dark. Your antisemitism is showing, and we can all see how transparent you are. Wallow in your hate, and we will sit back and laugh at you.
The conspiracy theory claiming that Israel's Mossad orchestrated the 9/11 attacks is a persistent narrative that lacks credible evidence and relies heavily on speculation, misinformation, and antisemitic tropes. Let’s break it down step-by-step and address the key claims typically associated with this theory, using logic and available evidence to debunk it.
### 1. **Claim: Mossad Had Foreknowledge of the Attacks**
One common assertion is that Israeli agents knew about the attacks in advance and either didn’t warn the U.S. or actively facilitated them. This often stems from a misinterpretation of a report about five Israeli nationals seen filming the burning Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, and allegedly celebrating.
- **Reality**: These individuals were part of a group of Israeli movers working for a New Jersey company. After the attacks, a woman reported seeing them with a van and appearing to act jubilantly. The FBI investigated them, confirmed they were in the U.S. legally, and found no evidence linking them to the attacks. They were detained for immigration violations (overstaying visas) and deported after 71 days. The FBI concluded they were not involved in any terrorism plot, and their behavior—while insensitive—was not evidence of foreknowledge or complicity.
- **Why It’s Weak**: The leap from "they were filming and smiling" to "Mossad orchestrated 9/11" ignores the lack of any substantiating evidence. No intelligence reports, declassified documents, or credible whistleblowers have ever corroborated this. The 9/11 Commission Report, based on exhaustive investigation, attributes the attacks to al-Qaeda, led by Osama bin Laden.
### 2. **Claim: "Dancing Israelis" Were Mossad Agents**
The same group is often labeled as Mossad operatives sent to document or celebrate the attacks as part of an Israeli conspiracy.
- **Reality**: There’s no evidence these individuals were Mossad agents. Investigations by the FBI, including interviews and polygraph tests, found they were simply Israeli citizens working in the U.S. The idea that they were "sent to document" the event comes from a single ambiguous statement one of them made during questioning, which was likely a misunderstanding or mistranslation. No Mossad connection was ever established.
- **Why It’s Weak**: If Mossad had orchestrated 9/11, why would trained agents draw attention to themselves in such an amateurish way? The theory assumes a level of incompetence inconsistent with a sophisticated intelligence agency.
### 3. **Claim: 4,000 Jews/Israelis Were Warned Not to Go to Work**
Another pillar of this conspiracy is the rumor that 4,000 Jewish or Israeli employees in the World Trade Center were told to stay home on 9/11, implying foreknowledge.
- **Reality**: This myth originated from early, inaccurate reports about the number of potential victims and was twisted into a conspiracy. The actual number of Jewish and Israeli victims aligns with their proportion in the New York workforce. According to official records, at least 400 Jews died in the attacks, including five Israeli nationals. No evidence—phone records, emails, or testimonies—supports the idea of a mass warning.
- **Why It’s Weak**: The claim relies on fabricated numbers and ignores the documented deaths of Jewish and Israeli individuals. It’s a classic antisemitic trope of attributing secret knowledge or control to Jewish people without proof.
### 4. **Claim: Israel Benefited from 9/11**
Proponents argue that Israel engineered 9/11 to push the U.S. into wars in the Middle East that would benefit Israeli interests, like weakening Iraq or other regional foes.
- **Reality**: While U.S. foreign policy post-9/11 (e.g., the Iraq War) had geopolitical consequences that some argue indirectly benefited Israel, this is not evidence of causation. Al-Qaeda’s motivations—opposition to U.S. military presence in Saudi Arabia, support for Israel, and Western influence in the Muslim world—were well-documented in bin Laden’s own statements, including his 1998 fatwa. The 9/11 plot was planned and executed by al-Qaeda operatives, as confirmed by intelligence from multiple countries, flight records, and captured terrorists like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
- **Why It’s Weak**: Correlation (Middle East wars followed 9/11) doesn’t equal causation (Israel planned it). Attributing 9/11 to Israel dismisses al-Qaeda’s clear ideological and operational role, which is backed by mountains of evidence.
### 5. **Lack of Evidence**
The 9/11 Commission Report, declassified CIA and FBI documents, and independent investigations by journalists and scholars overwhelmingly point to al-Qaeda as the perpetrator. No credible evidence—documents, communications, or witnesses—has ever surfaced linking Mossad or Israel to the planning, funding, or execution of the attacks. Conspiracy theories often rely on cherry-picked anecdotes or distortions, not verifiable facts.
### Why This Theory Persists
This narrative thrives on antisemitic stereotypes of Jewish or Israeli manipulation of world events, a trope with roots in historical fabrications like *The Protocols of the Elders of Zion*. It’s fueled by distrust in official accounts and a desire to find a hidden hand behind complex tragedies. However, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and none exists here.
### Conclusion
The Mossad-9/11 conspiracy doesn’t hold up to scrutiny. It’s built on misinterpretations (the "dancing Israelis"), fabrications (the 4,000 warned), and speculation (Israel’s supposed motives), with no concrete evidence to support it. The real culprits—al-Qaeda—left a trail of confessions, intercepted communications, and logistical proof that has been validated by investigators worldwide.
Edward, why don’t you go and chill out listening to David Rovics' songs or whatever other useless hobby fuels your delusions, and leave the adults to have a serious conversation?
Well I’m a boomer—surprisingly with no tinfoil—and I “resemble that remark” (only boomers will get that one) Edward, there is a book you should read. It’s called “Mistakes were Made: But Not by Me”. It’s a great book which will scientifically explain why you can’t let go of this. Everyone should read it because we all have something similar to this but as the book will explain some of this delusion causes unimaginable pain and suffering. You are contributing to pain and suffering. Please read the book and please think about what you’re saying.
How awesome you have special insider knowledge that nobody else in the world has been privy to? In the behavioral health world we call that paranoid delusions.
But in this case since your lunatic claims dredge up age old Jew hate tropes, I suspect it’s more about….Jew hate.
Of course you have a closed mind. Thanks for being clear about that - that’s how haters are. Nothing new that may cause your warped worldview to change can penetrate.
One suggestion. Can’t you think of a more original way to express your Jew hate?! Those old tropes about Jewish world control and power are so yesterday.
Back in 1999 I was recruited by the Mossad straight out of high school for that task exactly.
I broke into a local zoo and stole two circumcised zebras and a giraffe. I trained them in the dark arts of black magic and lesbian home design.
They were my demolition team and they did good, especially the giraffe. Your mom was there too and her task was to”distract” the security and boy did she distract them good!! It was kinda painful to watch.
Then all of us spent the next day between the sheets but that’s 9/12 story so let’s leave it as is.
That was a brilliant breakdown, Jill. I despair at how knowledge and facts are twisted by every single As a Jew and their admiring Israel-haters.
As a Jews are never in possession of facts, especially the fact of how fucking annoying they really are!
Re Jewish terror: Is there no mention of the Arab terror against their fellow Jewish neighbors? The British overlords in their divide et impera policy not protecting their Jewish subjects? The Arab welcoming German advances?
The Jews didn’t start their fight just for the fun of killing, and the first groups were about self-defense.
The best snd only response to such hogwash is to be a committed snd educated Jew and to check the syllabus of such drivel before signing up for it
Unfortunately many will not, and buy into this nonsense.
An excellent debunking of Dr. Zachary Foster’s lies, Jill! Okay, let’s take a look at his lessons one by one. First off, why would you begin a history of Zionism by looking at how CHRISTIAN Zionism started? That’s make no sense at all! You do realize right that Christians hated Jews and persecuted them for centuries? Christian Zionists were no different in this regard. Just because they supported a state for the Jews, doesn’t mean they liked Jews. It’s because they wanted to get all the Jews out of Europe and hoped that they would mass convert to Christianity when back in their ancient homeland.
On the second slide, What exactly is wrong here? The Jews legally purchased the land they used to build their state on from absentee Arab landlords. This unfortunately led to poor Arab tenet farmers losing their land. The displacement of these Arab farmers is very sad but it wasn’t the fault of the Zionist settlers but rather the Arab upper class who could’ve cared less about the Arab poor and peasantry. There is also no truth to the allegation that Jewish settlers ever pushed out any Arab tenet farmers by force. Also, it’s interesting to me he makes no mention of the frequent Arab violence against the Zionist settlers.
The third slide is very deceptive. It implies that the Jews are not indigenous to the land and had no right to it. This is wrong! They are the indigenous people of the land of Eretz-Israel and had a constant presence there for three millennia. Furthermore as Jill notes, the Arabs didn’t just receive that 42% of the land they’d also be receiving all of what is today Jordan. Meaning their state would be all Arab. Meanwhile, the new Jewish state would have a large Arab minority. As to the territorial expansion stuff, no that’s nonsense. By the way, those Arabs would have received citizenship and full equal rights. Nor did the new Jewish state have defendable borders nor did it include the Jewish people’s spiritual capital of Jerusalem. The Jews were willing to share the land and make sacrifices so they could get a state? The Arabs refused even though they got more land under the partition plan and didn’t have a single Jew living in their state? Oh, you don’t say! Also, the land the Jews won in the 1948 War as won fair and square.
Moshe Dayan’s statement is not at all sinister. It was just being truthful. You can’t have a state where the Jewish people aren’t persecuted if that state doesn’t have a Jewish majority. A binational state would’ve been a disaster. Furthermore, they hoped they could trade that land for peace with the Arabs. It had nothing to do with racism. By this point you already had hundreds of thousands of Israeli Arabs living within the Jewish state’s borders and by this point, they no longer lived under military rule and had full equality with Jews. Also, Israel offered the people of the West Bank and Golan Heights citizenship and most turned it down.
What “Dr.” Foster is describing here are in fact British NOT Zionist immigration policies. The British Empire controlled Palestine NOT the Yeshiva!
First of all when the Jewish militias would attack or engage in military actions against the British, it was normally NOT terrorism but armed resistance. The British let us not forget were occupying their homeland. Second, the King David Hotel Bombing was carried out by the Irgun while the Haganah condemned the attack and took no part in it. The hotel was indeed a legitimate military target. But the Irgun went about attacking it the wrong way and killed a number of innocent people Arabs, Brits and Jews. But again, the Haganah had no part in it and condemned the bombing as did the Jewish Agency in Palestine.
This course is essentially just propaganda full of misrepresentations and lies and omits key facts.
Thank you. I'm hopeful that this article will go out to those who need to see it and not just stay in our own echo chamber, so to speak. We shall see where the algorithm takes it.
Nice analysis. Thank you.
Great piece of work! Thank you 🙏
A great piece Jill as always. I liked how you broke down his silly one-sided course. What is sad as how many will take and believe it.
I commend you for your work exposing my buddy Zach I tried to contact him after October 7th and he ignored my email and fb messages. He was on my show twice after he contacted my rabbi at the time. He wanted to be the next John Stewart and was doing a show on YouTube called Middle East tonight. He then went to burn his Princeton diploma and said he was an ex Jew or something upsetting another one of my guests. We were going to do a debate but I was very nervous to take on the role as referee between a real Jewish studies professor and Zach. Now he is wearing a keffyiah and hanging out with a guy exposed by canary mission as a terrorist sympathizer. I pray that Zach find peace as he seems to be ashamed to be a Jew and all his issues are internal he could be an advocate for peace but now he just wants to throw cheap shots to become famous among leftist which is not helping anyone
He has no time for the likes of you nowadays - too busy socializing with his pro-Hamas comrades, and they're very busy these days.
Masterful takedown.
Small mistake? As non-native speaker I would assume there is a distinction between colonists and colonialists, so you could have made your case more strong by using the Jewish wine growers own word „colonist“ … IMHO a colonist tries to build a colony, making the land useful by putting it under the plow, drain & irrigate… while a colonialist tries to subjugate people and establish his rule. From all I „know“ Jews were rather colonists than colonialists, but due to European views about Arabs of the time they could have been both.
That’s a good distinction…and you’re right, I don’t think many native English speakers really think about it, especially with all of the “colonial” rhetoric that’s risen to the surface lately.
I have revised the article to reflect this.
Meanwhile in today’s edition of the Israeli newspaper Haaretz:
“Netanyahu is leading Israel from a security disaster to a moral and political disaster, and in doing so he is gravely violating international law. The continuation of the war means more death – the deaths of the hostages and of thousands of Palestinians, including women and children, and of course the deaths of Israel Defense Forces soldiers, who will fall while defending the government – not their homeland" – Haaretz Editorial
WOW.....look everyone, Dan quoted "Haaretz"!!!!!! Give him a medal please.
Well I’m a boomer—surprisingly with no tinfoil—and I “resemble that remark” (only boomers will get that one) Edward, there is a book you should read. It’s called “Mistakes were Made: But Not by Me”. It’s a great book which will scientifically explain why you can’t let go of this. Everyone should read it because we all have something similar to this but as the book will explain some of this delusion causes unimaginable pain and suffering. You are contributing to pain and suffering. Please read the book and please think about what you’re saying.
You should really stop drinking the cool aid. So laughable and ignorant. It must be lonely and scary inside your basement wrapped in your conspiracy theories, sitting in the dark. Your antisemitism is showing, and we can all see how transparent you are. Wallow in your hate, and we will sit back and laugh at you.
Grok thinks you’re stupid Edward…
The conspiracy theory claiming that Israel's Mossad orchestrated the 9/11 attacks is a persistent narrative that lacks credible evidence and relies heavily on speculation, misinformation, and antisemitic tropes. Let’s break it down step-by-step and address the key claims typically associated with this theory, using logic and available evidence to debunk it.
### 1. **Claim: Mossad Had Foreknowledge of the Attacks**
One common assertion is that Israeli agents knew about the attacks in advance and either didn’t warn the U.S. or actively facilitated them. This often stems from a misinterpretation of a report about five Israeli nationals seen filming the burning Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, and allegedly celebrating.
- **Reality**: These individuals were part of a group of Israeli movers working for a New Jersey company. After the attacks, a woman reported seeing them with a van and appearing to act jubilantly. The FBI investigated them, confirmed they were in the U.S. legally, and found no evidence linking them to the attacks. They were detained for immigration violations (overstaying visas) and deported after 71 days. The FBI concluded they were not involved in any terrorism plot, and their behavior—while insensitive—was not evidence of foreknowledge or complicity.
- **Why It’s Weak**: The leap from "they were filming and smiling" to "Mossad orchestrated 9/11" ignores the lack of any substantiating evidence. No intelligence reports, declassified documents, or credible whistleblowers have ever corroborated this. The 9/11 Commission Report, based on exhaustive investigation, attributes the attacks to al-Qaeda, led by Osama bin Laden.
### 2. **Claim: "Dancing Israelis" Were Mossad Agents**
The same group is often labeled as Mossad operatives sent to document or celebrate the attacks as part of an Israeli conspiracy.
- **Reality**: There’s no evidence these individuals were Mossad agents. Investigations by the FBI, including interviews and polygraph tests, found they were simply Israeli citizens working in the U.S. The idea that they were "sent to document" the event comes from a single ambiguous statement one of them made during questioning, which was likely a misunderstanding or mistranslation. No Mossad connection was ever established.
- **Why It’s Weak**: If Mossad had orchestrated 9/11, why would trained agents draw attention to themselves in such an amateurish way? The theory assumes a level of incompetence inconsistent with a sophisticated intelligence agency.
### 3. **Claim: 4,000 Jews/Israelis Were Warned Not to Go to Work**
Another pillar of this conspiracy is the rumor that 4,000 Jewish or Israeli employees in the World Trade Center were told to stay home on 9/11, implying foreknowledge.
- **Reality**: This myth originated from early, inaccurate reports about the number of potential victims and was twisted into a conspiracy. The actual number of Jewish and Israeli victims aligns with their proportion in the New York workforce. According to official records, at least 400 Jews died in the attacks, including five Israeli nationals. No evidence—phone records, emails, or testimonies—supports the idea of a mass warning.
- **Why It’s Weak**: The claim relies on fabricated numbers and ignores the documented deaths of Jewish and Israeli individuals. It’s a classic antisemitic trope of attributing secret knowledge or control to Jewish people without proof.
### 4. **Claim: Israel Benefited from 9/11**
Proponents argue that Israel engineered 9/11 to push the U.S. into wars in the Middle East that would benefit Israeli interests, like weakening Iraq or other regional foes.
- **Reality**: While U.S. foreign policy post-9/11 (e.g., the Iraq War) had geopolitical consequences that some argue indirectly benefited Israel, this is not evidence of causation. Al-Qaeda’s motivations—opposition to U.S. military presence in Saudi Arabia, support for Israel, and Western influence in the Muslim world—were well-documented in bin Laden’s own statements, including his 1998 fatwa. The 9/11 plot was planned and executed by al-Qaeda operatives, as confirmed by intelligence from multiple countries, flight records, and captured terrorists like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
- **Why It’s Weak**: Correlation (Middle East wars followed 9/11) doesn’t equal causation (Israel planned it). Attributing 9/11 to Israel dismisses al-Qaeda’s clear ideological and operational role, which is backed by mountains of evidence.
### 5. **Lack of Evidence**
The 9/11 Commission Report, declassified CIA and FBI documents, and independent investigations by journalists and scholars overwhelmingly point to al-Qaeda as the perpetrator. No credible evidence—documents, communications, or witnesses—has ever surfaced linking Mossad or Israel to the planning, funding, or execution of the attacks. Conspiracy theories often rely on cherry-picked anecdotes or distortions, not verifiable facts.
### Why This Theory Persists
This narrative thrives on antisemitic stereotypes of Jewish or Israeli manipulation of world events, a trope with roots in historical fabrications like *The Protocols of the Elders of Zion*. It’s fueled by distrust in official accounts and a desire to find a hidden hand behind complex tragedies. However, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and none exists here.
### Conclusion
The Mossad-9/11 conspiracy doesn’t hold up to scrutiny. It’s built on misinterpretations (the "dancing Israelis"), fabrications (the 4,000 warned), and speculation (Israel’s supposed motives), with no concrete evidence to support it. The real culprits—al-Qaeda—left a trail of confessions, intercepted communications, and logistical proof that has been validated by investigators worldwide.
Edward, why don’t you go and chill out listening to David Rovics' songs or whatever other useless hobby fuels your delusions, and leave the adults to have a serious conversation?
HOLD ON, STOP THE PRESSES! We have a Boomer who has bought into conspiracy theories about Jews. UNBELIEVABLE.
Well I’m a boomer—surprisingly with no tinfoil—and I “resemble that remark” (only boomers will get that one) Edward, there is a book you should read. It’s called “Mistakes were Made: But Not by Me”. It’s a great book which will scientifically explain why you can’t let go of this. Everyone should read it because we all have something similar to this but as the book will explain some of this delusion causes unimaginable pain and suffering. You are contributing to pain and suffering. Please read the book and please think about what you’re saying.
How awesome you have special insider knowledge that nobody else in the world has been privy to? In the behavioral health world we call that paranoid delusions.
But in this case since your lunatic claims dredge up age old Jew hate tropes, I suspect it’s more about….Jew hate.
Of course you have a closed mind. Thanks for being clear about that - that’s how haters are. Nothing new that may cause your warped worldview to change can penetrate.
One suggestion. Can’t you think of a more original way to express your Jew hate?! Those old tropes about Jewish world control and power are so yesterday.
Eddy , this is so boring, the 9/11 stuff.
Why do you hate the Jews , Ed ? What’s this about my friend ?
Tell me…
Damn! You got me!
Back in 1999 I was recruited by the Mossad straight out of high school for that task exactly.
I broke into a local zoo and stole two circumcised zebras and a giraffe. I trained them in the dark arts of black magic and lesbian home design.
They were my demolition team and they did good, especially the giraffe. Your mom was there too and her task was to”distract” the security and boy did she distract them good!! It was kinda painful to watch.
Then all of us spent the next day between the sheets but that’s 9/12 story so let’s leave it as is.