Coming Soon: Birthright Palestine Program!

Motto: "funded by Iran, not the Adelsons"

The occupied Western Wall. Photo by Sander Crombach on Unsplash

Over the last year, it’s become apparent that many young American students attending elite universities not only openly despise the same western civilization that afforded them their educational opportunities, but will also gladly march for a death cult that seeks that same society’s destruction. It only makes sense that after growing up in wealth and privilege, these same students would show support for a group whose values uphold the virtues of spousal rape and throwing gays off of rooftops.

Some Jewish students have decided to boycott the Birthright Israel program because of its ties to the Israeli government (and of course to Miriam Adelson). It occurred to me that these activists need a special experiential learning opportunity to see the society they are advocating for up-close, in-person, and without the Zionist hasbara.

So along with my Israeli friend (and ex-IDF solder)

Hanan Kevich

, I am pleased to launch our new Birthright Palestine program!

Mission: to foster a deeper understanding and appreciation of Palestinian identity and heritage without the nonsense you hear on the news. Our program includes guided tours of historic sites, cultural workshops, and opportunities to engage with the local community. Participants will have the chance to explore cities like Jerusalem, Ramallah, Bethlehem, and more. Each trip is designed to provide a comprehensive and meaningful experience, promoting personal growth and a stronger connection to Palestine.

Eligibility: You do not need to be an indigenous Palestinian to apply, but you must self-identify as pro-Palestinian.

TOUR PACKAGES AVAILABLE:

• Tour 1: The Watermelon

  • Day 1: Arrive at Ben Gurion airport and get your tour group’s matching kaffiyehs

  • Day 2: Tour Jaffa and eat falafel at an authentic Arab restaurant. Learn how to negotiate with a falafel stand owner who is trying to rip you off. Learn the principles of halal, which is nothing like Kosher

  • Day 3: Tour the Old City, learn about the oppression that native Palestinians have endured at the hands of Zionists who illegally seized control of Jerusalem. Special stop at Al-Aqsa mosque. Tours of the Jewish sites (i.e: the Kotel) for those who want to protest their existence

  • Day 4: Buy a fresh-squeezed carrot juice from an Arab merchant as a protest against apartheid

• Tour 2: The Intifada

  • Day 1: Arrive at Ben Gurion airport and get your tour group’s matching kaffiyehs

  • Day 2: Learn the expectations for women and gays

  • Day 3: Meet with native Gazans for an anti-racist language exchange as they discuss their lives under Hamas rule

  • Day 4: Meet Marwan Barghouti to hear about his plans for a democratic and peaceful Palestine

• Tour 3: The Indigenous Land Tour

  • Day 1: Arrive at Ben Gurion Airport and get your tour group’s matching kaffiyehs

  • Day 2: Visit the Old City and pray at Al-Aqsa mosque for the day that Palestinians can return to their indigenous land

  • Day 3: Head to Ramallah. On the way, get roughed up by Israeli border police to get a taste of Israeli brutality

  • Day 4: Skunk spray excursion

• Tour 4: The Rainbow

  • Day 1: Arrive at Ben Gurion Airport and get your tour group’s matching rainbow kaffiyehs

  • Day 2: Visit the Old City and pray at Al-Aqsa mosque for the day that indigenous Palestinian gay men can party with their elected leaders in Gaza. Learn the contributions that all Iranian-backed groups have contributed to gay rights, especially the Houthis

  • Day 3: Head to an LGBTQ parade in Ramallah. On the way, get roughed up by Israeli border police to get a taste of Israeli brutality towards sexually oppressed minorities

  • Day 4: Finish the tour with a rooftop party in Gaza city, Hamas style

  Space is limited, so sign up today! And don’t forget your ‘LGBTQs for the Palestinian Resistance’ protest signs in your checked luggage.